THE CHRISTMAS LIST

Since I have been such a well-behaved boy for the last 33 years of my life without once asking Santa Claus for anything, I thought this year would prepare a top ten list of things I so desire.

1. Toy cars with/without remote controlIt would be fun to race!

2. Pellet gunSo that I can improve my shooting skills

3. A full year’s supply of Jim-Jam biscuitsThe only thing I won’t ever share with anyone

4. A bicycle
Am so longing to ride one down the countryside

5. Box of crayons (64colours)I want to recolour the world.

6. Guitar HeroCool stuff

7. Beatles/Elvis Presely complete collection
Gods of music

8. Hunting knifeTo cut my wrists to overcome my only fear of cutting myself

9. The Satanic VersesThough I have read it, I do want a hard-bound copy for my personal collection.

10. I miss her so much

PIKU ROBOT AND THE FUTURE SCIENTIST

This was written while I was stoned out and was I found it recently while going through my old files as a shriveled crumpled paper which i opened very frighteningly. It was supposed to be a fist draft to be expanded into an elaborate tale or movie script but I have posted it as it is because it seems better this way. And also because I am too lazy to expand on it.

Its present day. One guy is living normal life in college (insert snippets of normal college life.) Suddenly funny robot piku follows one guy. Guy is amazed. Robot says sent from future. Robot is stupid so cannot succeed in anything (one two incidents like failed bank robbery and failed exam copy).  Guy is depressed he is going to be a failure funny scientist in future (robot is innocent but says guy has funny reviews. Shows newspaper clippings of future where guy is gettibg mocked on). Guy starts taking drugs. Robot starts fading cuz after drugs failed scientist future guy will not even be scientist. Robot starts fading cuz age drugs failed scientist future guy will not even be scientist.  Delete this line and THIS line. Guy promises to work harder. (2-3 incidents where his honesty and hard work pays.  Don't include hauling construction equip at site to earn 2 times cake.)

Robot piku has extra features. Guy is jubilant and then he dismantles piku robot and reverse engineers robot while arriving at present day.

Another version he arrives in future where all is ice. And after completing piku robot when guy future scientist goes to do the first electric charging then piku robot says, "...finally..." and dies down as ectric charge is over. (Narration: This was farthest that piku robot spoke in this upteen attempts. Future scientist guy was tryibg to charge robot piku via ice as this was future where electricity is generated through ice (think reason why and how later to add). Even though this was ice age, lot of ice was there but future scientist didn't have enough brains to start robot piku and had used up all the ice in the world in his attempt to generate more and more electricity.  And then he realised cuz he broke robot pikus heart when he dismantled to reverse engineer.  And he thought how is it possible to divert time. (Insert Albert einstein quote.)

The end.(ending in cryptic way to allow for audience future interpretations.) 

THE SUBSET

It’s something which I can’t deny

Of how much you mean to me.

Faraway though you are,

Still it’s such a strong feel.

Though, on what I am to believe

You may not necessary agree.

You have let things to rot.

As if just to mock me!

My feelings for you are special.

I believe it’s too real to be true.

If only could make you understand…

I love you so much I’ll kill you.

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I HAVE NEVER DIED BEFORE!

Life smiled at me once.
And I smiled right back.
Nothing more did I wish.
Nothing less did I lack.
But now this gloomy distance
Is slowly killing me.
More than I can take.
Not how I wished it to be.
I love you so much.
Right from my heart's core.
With you not around,
Each passing day I die a li'l more!

I-D-E-N-T-I-T-Y

I am a man of many faces.
None that I claim as my own.
I walk a hundred different paths.
None that ever leads me home.
Alive am I still and kicking.
With people wondering could it be how?
If there's something I gotta do
Then it well better be now.
But at times it gets me thinking,
How can I be just ME?
I wonder how long I'll take,
To be alive and yet free!

LOVE COUPLET

You and Me.
Eternity.

LONG DISTANCE

Believing what friends say
Is all up to you.
Though whatever they gotta say,
Usually comes true.
And in this unwarrented debate
Of long distance relationships.
They may have many stories to tell
And may offer you many tips.
But I need you to remember
And be assured by it too.
Come what may ever,
I will keep loving you.
Through the test of distance,
As time stretches it longer.
I know it will somehow work,
My heart only grows more fonder.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss

WIMBLEDON 2009

I never was an avid tennis fan but then now that I am jobless with very little to do, I have been following Wimbledon like never before. And don't I got any company...yes I do...who else to give a fellow vela company then the king of all loafers - Max Mathan himself. And he's taken over my house...sprawled over my comfort purple fake-leather couch, binging over my potato fries and slurping that each last drop of pint beer. Why do I have to put of this nonsense? But I do not mind cause Winbledon has taken over my very interest.

Boy! I have never seen people sweat it out like this. It did take me many a match to get down with the intricate rules of the game and before the end I did have some clear favourites. I could have won some money had I bet some on my choices but I regret not cause the whole show has been one great blockbuster.

Federer won and how...voila! I sure bet he never would have had to work so hard for his other 14 grand slams. He won not cause he was the best. I did feel he was beatable though with the Roddick serves slamming past his ear. But then he brings so much consistency to his game and that's what has led him to victory all these years. In a few months he will have another trophy that he will cherish the most of all trophies won in his lifetime what with his wifey all preggers.

Roddick was all teary in the end and must be getting the similar feel that Andy Murray felt in the semi-finals...being so close and yet so far. BTW, Max feels Murray looks like a geek. Well I didn't ever give much thought to his thoughts!!!

The woman's finals well got a bit predictable. I knew Williams would win!! Those girls sure got a lot of firepower in there. "Happy realisation", says Maria. I catch hold of her and shove her back in the refrigerator. It will help numb her demented brain!! Well coming back though I secretly wished Elena Dementieva made it to the finals. She was kinda cute.

Max Mathan knuckles up MY last pint and offers me a sip. As I quench my thirst, he pegs up and asks me, "Dude, given a choice who would you sleep with...Venus or Serena Williams?"

Well am I just sad Wimbledon's come to a close!!!

BIRTHDAY WISHES

I would have been an atheist but for you!

Warm birthday wishes

Regards,

Marald Grumpus

Dugaya Grumpus

Angelus Grumpus

Maria Maria

Sana Lakhotia

Akshan Amin

Ismetara Ali

Haroun Dilnawaz
Nikky Hempton
Suhana

Max Mathan

Taraai

Zairo

Aditi Seth
Namitha Shetty
Anita Nair

WARRIOR RED

Look closer where my heart is bled

I better hurry up before am dead.

I know this very path I dread.

But its something better done than said.

All those people whom I led.

Have safely packed their bags and fled.

Am left alone with me instead.

And I sharpen with gusto my axe-head.

I have to go many miles ahead.

Will cut those who stop me to shreds.

My life hangs on a golden thread.

My Glory to the world will I spread.

MIS...ER...unABLE

Its not me, its you.
Get back, Don't just stare.
Leave me alone,
While I traverse the yellow moon.
Pick up the starts,
And let me end
This story of life and death.
With you that spans the distance;
Shimmering eyes with blue lens.
Its you who freed me high.
Its you who wont let me fly.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"All I'm gonna do is just go on and do what I feel."
Jimi Hendrix

DAZED

I, look up the sky,
Over horizons, covering all sides.
Eyes searching some answers,
Looking for peace, trouble in my mind.
Why, why cant I cry?
Life is lonely, wish I could die.
High as the mountains.
My spirits, healing inside.

Oh, Where should I run away, is there someplace for me to hide.
I am stranded alone on the highway and I need you by my side.
How long can I go on like this when nothing seems alright.
Oh please tear the Heavens apart and shower me with light.

I flip a coin to know my fate and I try my luck in different ways,
But nothing seems to come off it and I am trying trying...
It could well be just a phase as I try to get out of this maze,
But I am now just too dazed and I am dying dying...Yeah!!

I, look up the sky,
Watching the dark clouds roll by.
Time brings in more memories.
Memories which ask, why do we hurry.
Dreams fall in from above.
You are the only one, I'll always love.
Far in the dark night sky.
The moon, still smiling bright.

THE FIRST ENCOUNTER

His eyes seek her's.

Pray her's seek his. 

Stretches his neck.

Balances on toes. 

Makes himself visible

Over the competitive crowd. 

A glimpse will make 

Her fall for him

But fails as far

As his believes go. 

Clapping of hands.
Raising of voice. 

Blue denim jacket. 

The pursuits on. 

Determined, a chance

He has to take. 

Walks out through,

Halts before his prey.
She turns around,

Her eyes meet his. 

"One black coffee, sugarless

please", she says. 

"...er...yes, ma'am sure",

He blurts and turns.

Disappears, never to 

Ever return again. 

WITHOUT

A soldier without his gun.
A father without his son.
A bald-head without his cap.
A pirate without an eyepatch.
A doughnut without a hole.
A aspirant without a goal.
A dog without a bone.
A king without a throne.
A kid without a friend.
A story without an end.
A magician without his tricks.
A rockband without their gigs.
A boss without a secretary.
A Tom without his Jerry.
A nut without a screw.
Me without You.

MY SASSY GIRL

Battered down already with a broken nose.

Sheltering myself from her raining blows.

For reasons best only known to her.

At her mercy, I unquestioningly suffer.

Since I have nowhere to hide or run,

I pick up courage and face the gun.

She shoots me but with her kohl-lined eyes.

Straight in my heart with a doubtful surprise.

With kisses and hugs she belies her part.

Am quizzed at her sudden change of heart.

For forgiveness, she weeps, cries and begs.

And then squarely kicks me between my legs.

 

GFY

You of silken hair and defiant smile,
LOSER TERA BAAP!

QUOTE OF THE MONTH

I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad.

-DEEP PURPLE

KEEP SMILING

Deftly she walks in little hurried steps,

Dispelling gloom with her glittery smile.

Light reflects from her pearly whites,

Illuminating me each fortunate time.

 

Like a Lotus in a dreary mudpond,

She beautifies each thing around.

Gets you addicted quick-fast

And sweeps you off the still ground.

 

Lucky am I to have met her.

I wish to part with her never.

Grow old girl, wrinkle and crinkle,

But keep that smile on forever.