A TRAGI-COMIC LIMIRICAL STORY OF A PURPLE PANTHER IN A CHINESE ZOO WHO SNORTED A BIT OF COCAINE AND BELIEVED HE WAS A HUMMINGBIRD SO HE TRIED TO FLY AWAY (BACKWARDS) ONLY TO BANG HIS HEAD ON THE METAL BARS OF HIS CAGE AND PASS OUT!

There was a Panther in the land of Chinks,
Who was neither blue nor was he pink.
But rather a shade of deep purple.
And never he prided, always humble.
Though his looks gave many a kink.


I wished today to tell you his story.
Describing his exploits in all glory.
But by now you might have guessed.
With smartness that you are blessed.
The title is much self-explanatory.