MY FIRST KISS

By the drowning sun,

As waves crash by our feet.

She leans by my shoulder

As my heart misses a beat.

I coerce my nerves to stay,

Run my hand through her hair.

I slide my face by her.

More than I could ever dare.

As our lips pucker for a kiss.

I do what most would dread.

I burp right at her face

And I shouldn't have eaten garlic bread.

I have now learned from my mistakes.

But I live with a lonely heart.

And whenever I feel 'that' urge,

I let out a silent fart.